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Who's Looking oftenChat up lines
It's never easy to chat someone up - what do you say without it sounding corny? How do you react when someone uses a corny chat up line on you?
My eldest son is 14 and was recently asked by his grandfather if there were any nice girls around - he said yes there were plenty but he hadn't spoken to any of them as he didn't know what to say. My Dad suggested he walk up to the best looking one and simply ask "is your name Helen? Because you look really like Helen" I thought this was brilliant - it's not really an obvious chat up line but it certainly gets a conversation going - unless of course her name is Helen in which case he would have really had to think fast to talk his way out of that one!
If you have any really good suggestions for chat up lines or know of any really corny ones please let us know. Remember the best comment of the week wins a month's free membership on Maybefriends.com - the Home of Irish Dating.
My eldest son is 14 and was recently asked by his grandfather if there were any nice girls around - he said yes there were plenty but he hadn't spoken to any of them as he didn't know what to say. My Dad suggested he walk up to the best looking one and simply ask "is your name Helen? Because you look really like Helen" I thought this was brilliant - it's not really an obvious chat up line but it certainly gets a conversation going - unless of course her name is Helen in which case he would have really had to think fast to talk his way out of that one!
If you have any really good suggestions for chat up lines or know of any really corny ones please let us know. Remember the best comment of the week wins a month's free membership on Maybefriends.com - the Home of Irish Dating.
posted by MaybeFriends.com at
02:47
24 Comments:
OK, I'll start this one off with a corny one!
You go up to a guy and say 'Can I have a photo of you please?'
He will most likely say (in a puzzled way) 'Why?'
You say 'So that I can give it to Santa so he knows what to bring me for Christmas'
Toffee
OK...here's a few I found on a web site which are quite funny!
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
What's 2+2? answer: 4.....so your clever and beautiful?
Do you eat Kellog's Frosties? Because you're bringing out the Tiger in me!
Do you believe in 'Love at first sight' or do I have to walk past you again?
OK, OK...I'll stop now! Sorry, I know they are verrrryyyy corny!
Toffee
My favourite -
Guy: *did you hurt yourself?*
You: puzzled look - *no*
Guy: *when you fell down from heaven. you must have landed on a cloud*....aw!
Jemima P.D.
*Was your daddy a thief?*
obvious answer, no, why....
Cuz he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.....:-)
Jem P.D.
Or to take a different tactic *Get your coat love...you've pulled*
JPD
Here's one....
14 year old son...not you...
...
Him: "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"
Toffee
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Toffee
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Toffee
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I
Toffee
Have you got a quid for the condom machine? No? Okay, we'll use mine so..... J.
He says: "I'm a photographer and I'm looking for a face just like yours"
She says: "Yeah, and I'm a cosmetic surgeon and I'm looking for a face like YOURS!"
Toffee
He says: "Do you mind if I smoke?"
She says: "I wouldn't even mind if you were on fire!"
Toffee
Lick your fingertip and touch her with it and then say - "Let's get you home outta those wet clothes"
Mr. Richards
Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night!
Toffee
"Get your crash helmet on.....you're going through the headboard tonight"
:D
Those Chatup lines are BADD!!!!!
If I was to use those chatup lines I think I rather shoot myself before going over to her :-) Shot myself in the foot and she might give me sympathy and I wouldn't need a chatup line :-)
Singledad
C'mon guys! Chat up lines really dont work...just like generic profiles or typing the same chat-up email to everyone....they're generally corny and be seen through from a mile away...the only time they ever work is if that person fancied you anyway, in which case you didnt need a cringeworthy chat up line....so if you see someone you'd like to talk to , maybe try standing near them at the bar, comment on how busy or quiet the place is, or how long you've been waiting for the bar man....ask how their night is going, try to be pleasant...if you can get a laugh out of them you'll get them to relax....but above all, just try to be yourself and not some pick artist schmuck who will more than likely crash and burn and return red-faced to their mates with zero success! Thats my tuppence worth anyway for what its worth....
Dateless-In-Dublin
Dateless in Dublin... Joking aside Yeah I agree with you. I don't think I have used any "corny" chatup lines ever, might have done some drunken attempts of trying to say hello alright, but who isn't guilty of that ?
I think the best approach is a simple "Hello... enjoying the night" starter type of converstaion and if you get past that hurdle who knows. Even on MBF site sending a message a simple "How are you getting on the site" can be good start, and Ladies don't be shy to ask the lads how they getting on on the site, we can be shy too :-).
Jaysis here I am making suggestions how to chat someone up and look at me, still single...Maybe its better not to listen to me so
Singledad
Hello Pot, my name's Kettle...!!!
Dateless-in-Dublin :-)
chat up lines soooooo do work the more corny the better, they never flatter or anything but can make them laugh, always the first step!
gb
Chat up lines are funny!....How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice! And that's all they do. I've used them countless times and even when I get a sly remark on how bad they are it doesn't matter. Your chatting! Its the follow up that counts. Having a slightly premeditated conversation is important. Controlling the conversation and LISTENING to what the say is key! Women can be a little rude, but be a LITTLE persistent. I found by saying "I'm not trying to chat you up" (don't say this after starting the conversation with a chat up line) help relax the situation and to be honest try not to score, just talk. If you get a smart answerer like: "They why are you talking to me?", Just say "that's why I come to pubs in the first place, to meet people". If chat up lines are not your thing then walking up and saying “Hello, whats your name?” is the best approach. If you can’t get a name, your at nothing!
is your name Jacob?? cause your a real cracker!
chat up lines do work. even if they r really stupid, us girls will still laugh and then the guys know they're in haha
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